George Carlin on The Environment (HQ)

May 6, 2010 - 1:03 am 25 Comments

Jammin in New York: April 24th, 1992

The Planet is Fine, The People are Fucked

Earth: 4,500,000,000 years
People: 200,000 years

The Earth Has Been Around 22,500 TIMES Longer Than Us

Duration : 0:7:39


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25 Responses to “George Carlin on The Environment (HQ)”

  1. CanadianDani Says:

    @Hip0lit0 the …
    @Hip0lit0 the comedian or iankable? inkable, no. the comedian, does it really matter? :S

  2. Hip0lit0 Says:

    @CanadianDani im …
    @CanadianDani im curious: do you agree with him?

  3. Auggie56 Says:

    @blanxner He was a …
    @blanxner He was a lib, just not on the environment.

  4. foujj Says:

    @mazcis Don’t you …
    @mazcis Don’t you wish real life was like this?

  5. mazcis Says:

    @foujj
    I happen to …

    @foujj
    I happen to have dead Carlin right here, and he says. “You know nothing of my work, how could you compare me to that hack!! How you got to be an expert in anything is beyond me…”

  6. foujj Says:

    So funny, but …
    So funny, but sooooooooooooo defeatist and pessimistic.

    Poor George Carlin, he never fully recurperated from being knocked off the top of the comic hill by a guy dressed in white with bunny ears and an arrow stuck thru his head. He is not filled with the milk of human kindness.

  7. CanadianDani Says:

    @iankable bahahaha, …
    @iankable bahahaha, oh no, someone on the internet tried to insult me, whatever will i do? if you dont like what i say whoever you are, turn off the internet and go outside?

  8. iankable Says:

    @CanadianDani Your …
    @CanadianDani Your green is telling us to lighten up? How about you go yourself or better yet go dry hump a tree.

  9. salharmonic Says:

    Thanks George – God …
    Thanks George – God bless you

  10. beavis909 Says:

    Right on, George… …
    Right on, George….”self-righteous environmentalists….”

  11. blanxner Says:

    NONE of you …
    NONE of you narrow-minded, arrogant, “conservative (?!?!)” fools get it; this is satire! George Carlin was a humanitarian! Not a liberal – - not a conservative.

  12. BubblyPudding Says:

    @deckertone Save …
    @deckertone Save the planet, kill a liberal! LOL

  13. jman1156 Says:

    @murraybiscuit he …
    @murraybiscuit he isn’t saying that we shouldn’t help the environment, he is saying that it is our environment, not the earths we should worry about. Most of this video is talking about how naive and stupid environmentalists are. He never says keep polluting.

  14. danielsfbay Says:

    @murraybiscuit …
    @murraybiscuit He’s saying that we are arrogant in thinking that we can have a significant impact on the Earth’s enviroment either way. Let the planet do what it does and spend your time living on it, not for it. Enviromentalism is a trillion dollar industry based soley on making people feel guilty about their lifestyles and consumptions.

  15. spooner1957 Says:

    my hero
    my hero

  16. murraybiscuit Says:

    so is he saying …
    so is he saying that we should not look after the planet so that we eventually bring on our own extinction? or is he denying that humans have a negative impact on the environment? he seems to be contradicting himself.

  17. nutnfancyfan01 Says:

    George is so right. …
    George is so right. The planet’s been taking care of itself for 4.5 billion years. I don’t think it’s gonna cry for its mommy any time soon.

  18. Tw1St3DSt33L Says:

    he’s got a point, …
    he’s got a point, 200 years of industry vs 2-3 billion years of volcano’s and other stuff

  19. deckertone Says:

    Save the planet… …
    Save the planet…what? Are these people kidding me? …hahaha…Brilliant. Sadly no..liberals are a cancer that are still around. Eventually we will rid the planet of all of em! :)

  20. IsaacB5679 Says:

    @Misanthropye …. …
    @Misanthropye …. I’ve often wondered that myself… wonder if they’re agreeing or disagreeing.

  21. RightComments Says:

    “Pack your …
    “Pack your folks”.

    Damn, I laughed so hard!!!

  22. Miyavisgirl1540 Says:

    Amen, George! …
    Amen, George! Liberalism is a mental disorder!!!!!

  23. tuxguys Says:

    I come back to this …
    I come back to this footage (although I’m not sure it’s the same posting everytime) at least twice a year. One of the most mystical (in the secular sense) expressions I have ever seen, and one of the most virtuosic performances, in any medium, that I have ever had the privilege to watch. There are times when a performer allows you to feel that you are in the presence of greatness: This is such a time.

  24. Jazzspace38 Says:

    God is not a valid …
    God is not a valid answer in the 21st century, no such thing, just our discovery of evidence that will dispel what are still mysteries to us.

  25. mquallet Says:

    Judgement Day….. …
    Judgement Day…..Hahahahahaha!

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